Spies, Lies & Nukes Conference: Spies at Sea 2025
🕵️♂️ Spies at Sea 2025: The Ultimate Espionage Experience on the High Seas! 🌊🚢
Get ready for the adventure of a lifetime as Valerie Plame and her esteemed CIA colleagues invite you aboard the Spies, Lies & Nukes Conference Cruise 2025! This exclusive event merges luxury travel with thrilling espionage revelations, offering an unparalleled deep dive into the shadowy world of intelligence gathering, covert operations, and global security threats.
🗓 Dates: August 30 – September 8, 2025
📍 Departure Port: Barcelona, Spain
⚓ Cruise Line: Celebrity Cruises – Ascent
🎟 All-Inclusive Packages Available Now!
🕶 Your Mission, Should You Choose to Accept It…
This 10-day Mediterranean voyage will immerse you in the clandestine world of spies, secrets, and international intrigue, while you sail through some of the most breathtaking destinations in Spain, Malta, Greece, Turkey, and Italy.
Expect private briefings, immersive espionage history tours, cocktail receptions, and classified discussions with some of the most renowned intelligence experts in the world.
🔍 What to Expect Onboard:
💼 Exclusive Lectures & Workshops: Dive into real-life espionage tactics, black-market nuclear deals, cyber warfare, and covert recruitment strategies.
🍸 Cocktail Receptions with CIA Experts: Network with former intelligence officers in a relaxed, intimate setting.
🏛 Private Shore Excursions: Explore hidden espionage landmarks with exclusive guided tours.
🛏 Luxury Accommodations: Stay in elegant staterooms aboard Ascent, one of Celebrity Cruises’ most luxurious ships.
🌍 Top-Secret Itinerary:
Each stop on this Mediterranean journey has been carefully selected for its rich espionage history and stunning cultural significance.
🛳 Day 1: Barcelona, Spain – Arrival & embarkation 🚢
🛳 Day 2: Day at Sea – Private intelligence briefings 📜
🛳 Day 3: Valletta, Malta – Covert missions & spy history 🕵️♂️
🛳 Day 4: Day at Sea – Exclusive CIA debriefings 🛰
🛳 Day 5: Mykonos, Greece – Sun-drenched relaxation ☀
🛳 Day 6: Ephesus, Turkey – Ancient secrets & espionage tour 🏛
🛳 Day 7: Santorini, Greece – Scenic beauty & leisure 🏝
🛳 Day 8: Day at Sea – Final intelligence reports 📡
🛳 Day 9: Naples, Italy – Hidden spy meeting spots & Pompeii tour ⏳
🛳 Day 10: Rome, Italy – Disembark & mission debriefing 🎩
🎙 Speakers & Intelligence Experts
The Spies at Sea 2025 lineup includes top CIA operatives, former intelligence officials, cybersecurity specialists, and global security analysts. Engage in thought-provoking discussions on topics like:
🔹 Emergent global threats
🔹 Cyber espionage & social media manipulation
🔹 Covert operations & spy recruitment tactics
🔹 Counterintelligence & domestic security risks
🔹 Black-market nuclear deals & rogue state surveillance
Among the confirmed speakers are:
🔥 Valerie Plame – Former CIA Operations Officer, Author, & Expert in Covert Missions
🔥 Leading Intelligence Analysts – Specialists in counterintelligence & cyber warfare
🏨 Spies’ Hideouts: Luxurious Staterooms & VIP Suites
Choose from a range of all-inclusive accommodation packages, featuring:
🛏 Deluxe Inside Rooms – $5,299
🌊 Prime Ocean View – $5,899
🏖 Infinite Veranda Stateroom – $6,399
👑 Sky & Royal Suites – $10,699+
Each package includes:
🍽 All meals & beverages
🎤 All conference events
🚤 Exclusive spy-themed excursions
📶 Wi-Fi package for classified communication
🏴☠️ Espionage Hotspots & Secret Hideaways
If you’re a true spy enthusiast, consider extending your mission by visiting some of the most covert and intriguing locations near our ports of call:
🏰 Valletta, Malta – A haven for Cold War intelligence operatives, home to ancient underground tunnels used for espionage.
🏛 Ephesus, Turkey – Once a key intelligence post for Roman spies monitoring enemy territories.
🌋 Naples, Italy – Home to secret WWII bunkers, used by the Allies to coordinate intelligence efforts against the Axis powers.
🎟 Your Mission Awaits – Secure Your Spot Now!
This once-in-a-lifetime espionage-themed cruise is selling out fast! Whether you’re a seasoned intelligence professional, a true crime & conspiracy buff, or simply an adventurous traveler, this event promises to ignite your inner spy while providing a luxurious Mediterranean escape.
📌 Reserve your cabin today! Visit the official website for full booking details and pricing.
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